You Should Never Eat Your Heroes




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About The Play

Dramedy.  35-45 minutes.  7-21+ females, 1-14+ males (9-22+ performers possible).  Suitable for high school and older (and possibly advanced middle school groups).

The play premiered at Lancaster Country Day School (Lancaster, PA) and was first read at Springside Chestnut Hill Academy (PA).



 
 
Synopsis
All Betty wanted to do was meet her hero and ask a few questions about her book. But now her hero is dead, the body is gone and the cafeteria food is suddenly 87% more flavorful than it was the day before. It's Sweeney Todd meets high school in this dark comedy with scheming cheerleaders, mysterious loners and a couple of teens just trying to survive their daily lives with their dignity - and their bone structure - intact.
 

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Recent News
World Premiere!!!
Me, My Selfie & I co-premiered at Lompoc High School (Lompoc, CA) and Westmont High School (Campbell, CA) at the end of September. This one-act with a flexible cast introduces us to a group of teens as they struggle to find the balance between documenting their lives and living them. 
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Upcoming Productions
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Robert Morgan Senior High (Miami, FL), October 2017
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Buckingham High School (Buckingham, VA), October 2017
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Munford Middle School (Munford, AL), November 2017
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
KVCS Winslow Public School (Waterville, ME), November 2017
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Nadia's Performance Studio (Wetherill Park, NSW, Australia), December 2017
 
After Math
Philip Barbour High School (Philippi, WV), December 2017
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Hillard City School District (Columbus, OH), January 2018
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Hillard City School District (Columbus, OH), January 2018
 
Dear Chuck (one-act version)
Trinity Episcopal (Austin, TX), January 2018
 
 
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